Ben: “I wanna watch Magic School Bus.”
Me: “Okay, honey, you do that.”
Ben: *puts it on Netflix*
*it starts to play*
*it skips the theme song*
Ben: OH, HELL, NO NETFLIX. YOU GO BACK AND PLAY THAT THEME SONG. NO ONE SKIPS THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS THEME SONG BITCH.
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE
NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR MONEY
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM
NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB
NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE
NEED CAR FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR CAR
90% of my anxiety in a text post
remember that time when Jean was so fed up with everything that he ran off to join the singing anime
fuk the teetans im gunna sing
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
Oh this is good. I love it.
Consider this your bonus writing prompt of the day c;
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
tumblr is just so whipped when it comes to natalie dormer
Yeah… Can you blame us?
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick