We got enough crazy to go around

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

mayadile:

kittykatmaniac:

Im all packed for C4 and ready to go!

It’s currently five in the morning so im setting the queue to post this at a more decent hour. I hope the gif works, other wise its gonna be awkward… ah well. By any means, I’m in some serious need of some sleep!

I hope you all have a wonderfully fantastic day! May you reach all your goals!

YESSSS MELLY YOU UPLOAD IT

EVERYONE LOOK AT MY BEST BUD, MELLY’S FNAF FANART WOW

bat-machete

sidnugget:

My favorite person

sidnugget:

My favorite person

feverworm:

i just wanted to clarify some things

artists know the risk they are taking when they post their art online. people are inevitably going to take it apart, color edit it, flip it around or otherwise post it uncredited.

saying that an artist shouldn’t post their work if they don’t…

Finding someone worth waking up to is better than finding someone to sleep with.
(via aureat)

existential-serenity:

lokiroido:

‘My sun and stars… ‘

Okay I lied, I want these ones instead !!

impalassible-nottolove:

So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I