We got enough crazy to go around

silhouettevalentine:

Ben: “I wanna watch Magic School Bus.”
Me: “Okay, honey, you do that.”
Ben: *puts it on Netflix*
*it starts to play*
*it skips the theme song*
Ben: OH, HELL, NO NETFLIX. YOU GO BACK AND PLAY THAT THEME SONG. NO ONE SKIPS THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS THEME SONG BITCH.

You was real cute til u had said that stupid shit

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

madhappy77:

remember that time when Jean was so fed up with everything that he ran off to join the singing anime

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yeah

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fuk the teetans im gunna sing

You Cannot Rest Here

maxkirin:

cacklefrendly:

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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Oh this is good. I love it.

Consider this your bonus writing prompt of the day c;

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

nudityandnerdery:

natallie-dormer:

tumblr is just so whipped when it comes to natalie dormer

Yeah… Can you blame us?

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick