Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER
i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition
this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books
Im all packed for C4 and ready to go!
It’s currently five in the morning so im setting the queue to post this at a more decent hour. I hope the gif works, other wise its gonna be awkward… ah well. By any means, I’m in some serious need of some sleep!
I hope you all have a wonderfully fantastic day! May you reach all your goals!
YESSSS MELLY YOU UPLOAD IT
EVERYONE LOOK AT MY BEST BUD, MELLY’S FNAF FANART WOW
My favorite person
i just wanted to clarify some things
artists know the risk they are taking when they post their art online. people are inevitably going to take it apart, color edit it, flip it around or otherwise post it uncredited.
saying that an artist shouldn’t post their work if they don’t…
So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I