We got enough crazy to go around

spacemuffinz:

whoever thinks ~~girls sleep so graceful like fluffy little angels on clouds~~ or ~~omg i wish i had big tits~~ lemme just stop you right there

i woke up with my own boob on my face and before i opened my eyes i thought it was my cat

and i don’t even have a cat

destielsrainbowdick:

morlarty:

IF YOU GET STABBED DON’T FUCKING REMOVE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF YOU IF YOU TAKE IT OUT YOU’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.

however if you’re trying to kill someone DON’T FUCKING LEAVE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF THEM IF YOU TAKE IT OUT THEY’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.

sinbadism:

jobhaver:

bro, you cant just self-diagnose that you are gay. you need a prescription from a board certified homosthesiologist

homo = similar, same,

sthesi = sensation, emotion,

ologist = person who studies.

so basically, a homosthesiologist would be someone who knows that feel.

I LOVE YOUR BLOG SOOOO SO MUCH OMG COULD YOU DRAW A COMIC INVOLVING MERMAIDS AND MAYBE A DRAGON FOR ME

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF

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sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍